Oh, you KNOW you need one of these:
The Gay Marriage Trucker Hat.
Just proclaim yourself an honorary gay, and poof! you're in an illegal marriage!
Overload the system.
I'll have the shirt up soon.
(Yeah, yeah, so Germans already declared themselves Honorary Jews, so it's not an original idea, but that wouldn't be the first time.)
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Re: Gay Marriage Trucker Hat
It's a hilarious concept but I do like to get my hands on one of those hats. That'll surely raise a lot of eyebrows.