Like most great apes, I enjoy warm slumbers, not being mauled, and ingesting unwholesome foods. Hobbies include scrawling, gazing, lollygagging, beard-stroking, and irreparably damaging the hair cells in my cochleae. In the past, I've considered becoming a paleontologist, train engineer, zookeeper, puppeteer, voice actor, special effects mogul, screenwriter, animator, and owner of Lego Group. (Currently, I am underqualified for all of these occupations.)
