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Woodscrews

Submitted by Neal Von Flue on May 4, 2009 - 01:07

Keeping in the tradition of only posting songs round here, (at the blistering snail's pace they come in) here's a new one, 5 months early for Halloween:

http://vonflueart.com/stuff/Woodscrews.mp3

Lyrics:

Woodscrews, buttons and dinosaur bones
whistles, wooden swords and little round stones
pirate coins stolen from old Davey Jones
that's what you'll find in a boy's room

Baseballs, popguns and whittled-down sticks
gum wrappers, robots, and a piece of a brick
a book that will teach you 100 card tricks
that's what you'll find in a boy's room

a rocking chair that looks like a troll in low light
lassos that could bind a boy up real tight
dark shadows in the corners conceal spiders that bite
that what you'll find in a boy's room

there's a closet that's a doorway to permit the undead
and dust bunnies with two rows of teeth in their head
and tentacles that slide out from under the bed
that's what you'll find in a boy's room

the toy-chest spews a cloud of poison that spreads
and a vaporous bride that murders all who she weds
with a bookcase that bleeds out a thick shade of red

and 100 other things that will fill you with dread (x2)
That's what you'll find in a boy's room.